I'm "Miranda Hobbes"!
Your tough exterior is a test to all who dare take it. You don't give your heart to just anyone out of the gate; they have to earn it. There's probably a cynical lawyer trapped inside you. Once someone does get through your thick shell, they find the inner you: a wonderful, caring, practical friend. You tell all who are close to you exactly how it is, and those who don't appreciate it aren't worth your time anyway.
Ok, ok, just some girlish stuff from Facebook.