Monday, March 17, 2008

You know you are Fabuously 40 and beyond when...

  • when you can’t trust your own your bladder
  • when you wake up in the morning and everything hurts
  • when advice from your parents starts to makes sense
  • when your own advice to your kids sounds dumb to you and to them both
  • when you sound like a hypocrite every time you talk to your kids
  • when dinner later than 7 can be a potential disaster
  • when you're excited by Sunday night, because Monday is coming…
  • when you start hiding from your kids instead of your parents
  • when laxative is primary supplement in your diet
  • when you buy glasses by the bag, first goes the eyesight, then goes the memory
  • when your best friend begins to resemble her mother, and
  • when your best friend tells you often that you resemble your own.

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